they are yellow black or white...

nawaaaoooo.....its summer again.....and have started seeing a few things enuff to write a book......God truly created us all differently its amazzzzzin.....

Im on the train at the mo and the different personalities etc are so evident now that its summer....i knda guess in winter theres a common consensus as to the dress code....and even if there wasnt wateva u wore there was a coat to cover it....so literally a lot of sore heads dont stand out...ok here goes.....

saw a post on the net the other day saying wen black peeps sweat they smell...im like who doesnt....anywhoo a topic for another day....

ive got my goths to the right the train is approaching at full speed he steps on his skate board and his friend mimicks pushin him off the platform and they start laughin...all black clothing with manscar and eye pencil...all the hair full of mousse and blow dried to give some ompth...im like y do they try so hard to draw attn or stand ouut....surely its ok not to be noticed or is it just me

Ive got my african bro standing in front of me listening to his ipod....wearing black faded boxers sagging badly...and im like seriously a mans boxers is his pant! Peope its pants....if a woman wants to sag its only becos she just bought new panties or thongs so she wears her jeans just a lil low....but wat is it with men....somehow they think their boxers aint pants...so we got some faded boxers that hes had after 3 yrs and hes saggin

Wats with brothers i mean blood brother sharing boxers...like id speak for myself so cant share pants with my sis if i had one...but hold on lol after writing that line i just realised that on those hot nights in summer i actually do wear hubbys boxers....argh theres no basis for this post ill be back again...

nb theres bare beef everywhere for some reason...its like everypage i click someone is venting or letting off steam about somein that happened

Myne....first time i got to ur blog and saw a feel of ur personality....as per the sugar thingy...kinds made me understand u better..as u dont have a personal blog

Cant remember her name...as im writing this on my fone....the lady with the trouble of csdf and cds...lol....definitely got the abbreviations wrong...yeh she too is feeling down as per wat she said and ow its got her in trouble...

And then on fb i see someone status sayin...pls dont u ever come to my wall and write stuff like that i do not appreciate it..and keep ur nose out of it cos its nt ur business capisce...

Im like na wetin happen read the thread and found out that the culprit had left a msg saying....happy birthday darling wish u the best...and long life...ps try and lose some weight...

O boy...on some1's birthday u write that and its not even a private message u put it on her wall habaa...so much yawa everywhere...im out me sef i get my own yawa to sort out.

fawlty towers

I definitely am not about to talk about the tv series fawlty towers so beware....this is cringe worthy....i actually dont know ow to start talking about a mans fawlty towers...there i said it...for the reason of this post a mans fawlty towers refers to his...genitals...hope the choice of language here gives it a soft landing....

Rite its the first week of summer over here in the uk,..aand we got man dem wearing sweat pants, track suit bottoms etc....my dear brothers if u want to wear track suit bottoms pls wear the right boxers...or briefs...and if ure planning to show off ur fawlty towers underneath ur trousers....abeg u ....pls be sure that wat u have is visually condusive.....kai

Just standing at the platform at liverpool street waiting for my train and a brova walking past had some nike sweat pants on and

1. He wasnt wearing the right briefs\boxers
2. which means his fawlty towers were dangling evrywhere
3. The fawlty towers were definitely not visually appealing
4. Y i hear u ask? they were small, wonky and it was sidelined....

My thing is u definitely cnt say to me u dont arrange urself down there when u wear ur boxers or tuck in ur shirt or wen u obviously wear something revealing......

My advise flaunt it 0NLY if u have it....wear good boxers or briefs that hold it INTACT...we dont want a juggling act...especially wen its a miniature act...and lastly manage arrange urself down there we ladies are flatpacked but u guys need to deal with the three fold...2 balls and the fawlty towers...so fold it properly abegg...my eyes are bleeding...

Ps......i dont go around looking at fawlty towers oooo... And dont act like u aint ever seen a fawlty tower....u might have but never spoken of it....so cut me some slack lol

public secret?

Surely theres more depth to u?
Surely words cant describe u?
Surely theres a reason y everyone's talkin about u?
Surely theres a reason why ure d most written about?
Surely theres more to the story of evolution...?
Surely theres more to christianity?
surely theres more to prayin and answered prayers?
Surely theres more to love?
Surely theres more to christ?

all of these questions bring me to the next line
Yes theres more to u thats y ure called the personal Jesus...
U work for me totally differently than someone in congo (ps just listened to this song on you tube - sing for joy in congo...amazing worship)

theres more to you thats y...

Ure 'skyped' out of this world
Cyberspace cud nt limit u on 'myspace'
Miliion faces are tagged to u on 'facebook'
getting drunk in the spirit and high on 'hi5'
banter and chatter of u on 'twitter'

Surely theres more to u...so much to knw...i only ask to knw a fraction thats known to nobody else..?!

virgin vs porn

Rite i don tire....same way i tire i begin play lottery...me sef i don tire for this cliche xtian virgin or xtian in general is nt to watch porn.

Like it says in the beginning...

As u grow ure told do not watch porn or God go punish u! Lol...then ure told to be celebate till marriage...and this applies to the guys...somehow this is nt expected of the guys...well thats a topic for another day..

from my experience...

Was told its wrong to watch porn as its not a married couple carrying out the act thus definitely nt bornagain so na evil spirit ...so because theyre nt bornagain peeps having sex it cant be right or holy...

One ure told to be a virgin till marriage?
Two ure told not to watch porn?

So here goes my qs wth! Are u supposed to do wen u get married?! Learn on the job and do the wrong things i.e where to put it and where nt to put it...hmm hmm for the men ...im sure u knw wat i mean...

For the woman...ow on earth am i supposed to knw ow to please my man and the do's and donts...according to my friend there are loads of books out there...reading a book is different from first hand (i dnt mean physically lol) watching ow its done on tv....are there xtian books on how to please ur partner in bed...and the barrage of qs continue...

I got into my marriage nt having a clue..wat a mans pleasure points are now thank God for grace and a patient partner whos willing to do a walkthrough...imagine if he was a virgin as well...of course i wud have to watch porn to learn ow its done....truth is dat its thru porn that i learnt the things i do now...imagine if i never did...my confidence at pleasing my man wud be zilch..

So my people they say i shud be a virgin until marriage ok i gree...been there don dat...they say i shud not watch porn...me i cant fit gree...as long as i dont jerk off which is nt rite i make sure its for the purpose of my marriage and not to fulfill my personal desires to masturbate. it is the only way i cn learn to please my man especially wen hes got AMPLE EXPERIENCES under his sleeve thats made him the man he is today...

So as i walk thru the valley of watching porn
I will fear no evil of feeling inexperienced
For Thou art with me...to put the things i see into practice and perfect them

the new cliche i have been taught to wait and hv waited all my life to have sex and then wen its time to have sex i hv not been taught by my bible or my pastors how to have sex!

age concern

Hold on a minute.....ive always felt like im older than my age ....and i finally found the reason...ive got an added 9months to my age that ive never accepted consciously....

surely the 9months spent in my mothers womb shud be counted...ive always got my age mixed up...wen people ask me i say 23 or 22...and tell them to figure it out 1987 and 2010...wats d diff....the last time i remembered my age was wen i was 21 i guess cos i was doin the big countdown like we all do...and after that my memory has failed me..i feel older and speak older...think older yet im only 23 or 22....not sure...whilst at lectures today im like hold on a minute if im 23 then based on my calculations im 23yrs and 9months old...if an added 3 months were added to that..its 24 yrs old...so for every time its my birthday i shud really add another year to it...

Y's the 9months in the womb not added...dont tell me about conception date..cos it can usually be worked out roughly...so there goes the reason for the constant comment ..."ahh i always thought u were like 25 or 26 yrs old" yes ure rite im close im 24 yrs old not 23 this yr...

and if this theory makes it to the papers...remember barefeet spoke of it on her blog first...!

eh..chai...chineke me..swagaa!

My people i just had to say somein wats this new craze with autotune....all d songs on my hitv channel are all modified with autotune...its like no-ones using their real voice any more...dbanj....wande coal...mohits crew...banky w...djinee...ginger ur swagga peeps the whole crew....even some old man i saw the other day....u cud very well see he was married probably has 3 children at home with the wife.. wearing a creamy straw hat...and was singing in his fifties with autotune...talkin about love and a woman...as we all know thats all they talk about...the famous phrases are... eh..chai....owo....and swagga...those are the most famous phrases on naija songs now

So wat u have is...even conductor sef dey my television dey sing...if u can sing as good as a frog...u can make it on my tv...with the blessing of autotune....mscheww....

In other words wat u need is a catchy beat...loadsa autotune....some money for baffs...or if u no get baffs wear jeans and cap no shirt...just show ur dry chest....or six pack...and there u hv it...a recipe for a naija music video....

Dont get me wrong oo...d music is a lot beta than it used to be wen all we had was plantashun boiz and style plus d end...i love the variety now...but now too many copy cats....and peeps that shud either recognise that singing or rappin aint it...or they shud respect their age...i dont want some old baffoon on my tv...telling me of some omoge that he promises a good time...go and give ur wife a gud time..

i would love to mention names...but i can remember d videos not the names...actually charlie boy...wth Is that nu carolina video about...so doesnt suit his age having thonged butts dancing in his video esp at his age...i dont mind if he remixes d carolina song which came out wen i was like a 3yr old girl...now im old...got a kid and husband and i get a remix of carolina?..

As i was saying i dont mind if he remixes the song...to get some money for his retiremnt...but surely he shud respect his age...and have girls dancing if he insists ...but not naked with thongs and bra's...

anywhoooooo moving on feelin m.i and some other artists,,,who hv a mix of autotune and some good lyrics...not eh and chai..and im on fire with some guy shining torch lite in my eye....talkless of bobie eh...mschew..

eh..chai...chineke me..swagaa!

My people i just had to say somein wats this new craze with autotune....all d songs on my hitv channel are all modified with autotune...its like no-ones using their real voice any more...dbanj....wande coal...mohits crew...banky w...djinee...ginger ur swagga peeps the whole crew....even some old man i saw the other day....u cud very well see he was married probably has 3 children at home with the wife.. wearing a creamy straw hat...and was singing in his fifties with autotune...talkin about love and a woman...as we all know thats all they talk about...the famous phrases are... eh..chai....owo....and swagga...those are the most famous phrases on naija songs now

So wat u have is...even conductor sef dey my television dey sing...if u can sing as good as a frog...u can make it on my tv...with the blessing of autotune....mscheww....

In other words wat u need is a catchy beat...loadsa autotune....some money for baffs...or if u no get baffs wear jeans and cap no shirt...just show ur dry chest....or six pack...and there u hv it...a recipe for a naija music video....

Dont get me wrong oo...d music is a lot beta than it used to be wen all we had was plantashun boiz and style plus d end...i love the variety now...but now too many copy cats....and peeps that shud either recognise that singing or rappin aint it...or they shud respect their age...i dont want some old baffoon on my tv...telling me of some omoge that he promises a good time...go and give ur wife a gud time..

i would love to mention names...but i can remember d videos not the names...actually charlie boy...wth Is that nu carolina video about...so doesnt suit his age having thonged butts dancing in his video esp at his age...i dont mind if he remixes d carolina song which came out wen i was like a 3yr old girl...now im old...got a kid and husband and i get a remix of carolina?..

As i was saying i dont mind if he remixes the song...to get some money for his retiremnt...but surely he shud respect his age...and have girls dancing if he insists ...but not naked with thongs and bra's...

anywhoooooo moving on feelin m.i and some other artists,,,who hv a mix of autotune and some good lyrics...not eh and chai..and im on fire with some guy shining torch lite in my eye....talkless of bobie eh...mschew..