Monday, 7 February 2011

what happens after the sex?

my Darling bloggers happy new year and merry xmas and the whole lot...its ur girl barefeet im back and ready to do what i do best ....as promised heres one of the many thots that crossed my mind during the long break enjoy...

Many a times I've had to ask wow there's such a hype before the sex... Thots running back and forth perfumes sprayed destroying the ozone layer .... Hair flushed and thrown down the bin in preparation

Nails cut and trimmed and even added for enhancement ( don't ask me for what)

Mercury /foundation/ charcoal .. On the face

Ororo all over lips and skin all given fancy names...

For the men preparation to make the muscles appear larger and stay longer... ( don't ask me where)

Sometimes tablets taken sef to boost confidence... Self easteem or even to dull u so u appear larger than life and are so out of ur face u don't remember the incident... And I wonder nawaooo so much fuss and preparation for that moment of ahhh ( that could be baritone or high pitched depends what u sound like at the moment lol)
Apparently some hit notes like Maria Carey whilst on the other end some sound like Barry White at the moment... Lol

But hey let's fast forward a bit to the bit after... What happens after the sex?

His
Chai I'm shattered gotta put on a brave face


What time is the next game of football on


Oh yeh I have to call my mate. Back to arrange our nite out


Keep focused she's expecting u to say some line like brad Pitt would in the movies??


sleep dey catch me I gotta keep awake


She best know I'm the ish... Damn I got her screaming or on the other end... She didnt even mutter a word


Best brace myself Just in case there's a second half


Damn she felt like a goalpost


Damn she is really a virgin


Hope the condom didn't break


I ain't coming here again


I'll definitely be back damn she was good

And the list is limited!!

Hers
Please say something romantic

Please kiss my forehead and tell me that was beautiful if u can't say I love u at the least


Cuddle up next to me and hold me tight making me feel like I matter


Don't just turn on ur side and act like I didn't just give myself to u


Does he love me or is this just a momentary thing


Damn he was good I'm beginning to fall in love with him


Will he still marry me now that I've given him my body?


Oh God please forgive me for sinning


Oh he was soo crap sex is soo overrated


I hope I don't get pregnant as soon as im showering im taking the pills


what kind of style was that does he think I'm a prostitute?


Na here I go die he was worth the trade off


And the list is truly endless lol


its ur girl barefeet!



2 comments:

Myne said...

That got me laughing so much! It sometimes true too..

Anonymous said...

Chai!! Girls and guys are soooo different! It's a wonder we can live together

Adiya
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