my Darling bloggers happy new year and merry xmas and the whole lot...its ur girl barefeet im back and ready to do what i do best ....as promised heres one of the many thots that crossed my mind during the long break enjoy...
Many a times I've had to ask wow there's such a hype before the sex... Thots running back and forth perfumes sprayed destroying the ozone layer .... Hair flushed and thrown down the bin in preparation
Nails cut and trimmed and even added for enhancement ( don't ask me for what)
Mercury /foundation/ charcoal .. On the face
Ororo all over lips and skin all given fancy names...
For the men preparation to make the muscles appear larger and stay longer... ( don't ask me where)
Sometimes tablets taken sef to boost confidence... Self easteem or even to dull u so u appear larger than life and are so out of ur face u don't remember the incident... And I wonder nawaooo so much fuss and preparation for that moment of ahhh ( that could be baritone or high pitched depends what u sound like at the moment lol)
Apparently some hit notes like Maria Carey whilst on the other end some sound like Barry White at the moment... Lol
But hey let's fast forward a bit to the bit after... What happens after the sex?
Chai I'm shattered gotta put on a brave face
What time is the next game of football on
Oh yeh I have to call my mate. Back to arrange our nite out
Keep focused she's expecting u to say some line like brad Pitt would in the movies??
sleep dey catch me I gotta keep awake
She best know I'm the ish... Damn I got her screaming or on the other end... She didnt even mutter a word
Best brace myself Just in case there's a second half
Damn she felt like a goalpost
Damn she is really a virgin
Hope the condom didn't break
I ain't coming here again
I'll definitely be back damn she was good
And the list is limited!!
Please say something romantic
Please kiss my forehead and tell me that was beautiful if u can't say I love u at the least
Cuddle up next to me and hold me tight making me feel like I matter
Don't just turn on ur side and act like I didn't just give myself to u
Does he love me or is this just a momentary thing
Damn he was good I'm beginning to fall in love with him
Will he still marry me now that I've given him my body?
Oh God please forgive me for sinning
Oh he was soo crap sex is soo overrated
I hope I don't get pregnant as soon as im showering im taking the pills
what kind of style was that does he think I'm a prostitute?
Na here I go die he was worth the trade off
And the list is truly endless lol
its ur girl barefeet!
Wednesday, 2 February 2011
sorry i havent been on here replied the comments and all..been having exams and too much jists for u guys...as in to the point that i have mini typed all the topics i want to talk about on my phone...so bear with me..ill be back on the road and train journeys to uni and back next monday ...(as thats the only time i update my blog) and until then i hope this blogger awards thing is still goin on so i can nominate the nominators...if that makes sense caio love ya