Monday 12 April 2010

fawlty towers

I definitely am not about to talk about the tv series fawlty towers so beware....this is cringe worthy....i actually dont know ow to start talking about a mans fawlty towers...there i said it...for the reason of this post a mans fawlty towers refers to his...genitals...hope the choice of language here gives it a soft landing....

Rite its the first week of summer over here in the uk,..aand we got man dem wearing sweat pants, track suit bottoms etc....my dear brothers if u want to wear track suit bottoms pls wear the right boxers...or briefs...and if ure planning to show off ur fawlty towers underneath ur trousers....abeg u ....pls be sure that wat u have is visually condusive.....kai

Just standing at the platform at liverpool street waiting for my train and a brova walking past had some nike sweat pants on and

1. He wasnt wearing the right briefs\boxers
2. which means his fawlty towers were dangling evrywhere
3. The fawlty towers were definitely not visually appealing
4. Y i hear u ask? they were small, wonky and it was sidelined....

My thing is u definitely cnt say to me u dont arrange urself down there when u wear ur boxers or tuck in ur shirt or wen u obviously wear something revealing......

My advise flaunt it 0NLY if u have it....wear good boxers or briefs that hold it INTACT...we dont want a juggling act...especially wen its a miniature act...and lastly manage arrange urself down there we ladies are flatpacked but u guys need to deal with the three fold...2 balls and the fawlty towers...so fold it properly abegg...my eyes are bleeding...

Ps......i dont go around looking at fawlty towers oooo... And dont act like u aint ever seen a fawlty tower....u might have but never spoken of it....so cut me some slack lol

6 comments:

Nee Fe Mi said...

lwkmd.....hahhahha.....in my side of yanks, they rarely wear side pants, thank goodnesss

Beautiful said...

LOL!!!!!

Sugarking said...

@ "we dont want a juggling act...especially wen its a miniature act.." Kai, this girl u wicked sha. lol

Barefeet said...

@ neefemi..men ure lucky..want u dont know cant kill u..lol

@ beautiful i lol bak thanks for stoppin by...following u

@ sugarking...ow i wicked only stating the obvious...lol

Fragilelooks said...

babe u harsh o. lol@ miniature act.

Juanita said...

lol..u can't blame him now. His tower was freaking fawlty! :D